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May 17.10 ♥ 10:21P] |
Confucious say:
"FRIENDS ONLY, BIATCH!"
"Chaw, chaw, chaw. Comment to be added, whitey."
I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMMENT HERE
yeah, fuck that. I'm in the process of making my journal public. Knock yourselves out.
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[ Wednesday
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Apr 22.09 ♥ 11:15P] |
so ive been working my nuts off tonight optimizing pictures for my soon-to-be website. im about to gouge my eyes out, time to get high and watch dragonball! well, maybe after i finish outlining my green architecture manifesto for sustainability class :P
oh - heres a mock up of the front portfolio page of my webbynets
yayy the code is so pretty 8)
artiness pate is an anagram of my name - the front page of the site has my full name up there and when you click one of the nav buttons theres a little flash thing im working on where the letters rearrange themselves to different anagrams depending on where in the site you are.
last night, being the eve of 4/20 and the morn of earth day, and the first warm wet spring night weve had, i decided to grab a blunt and go help salamanders crossing the road to mate.
i named one eddie and brought him home to take pictures of before returning him to a stream bed.
whats going on with you, internet?
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[ Tuesday
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Apr 14.09 ♥ 01:44A] |
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today i looked in my fridge and realized that i had no food. so this evening i went shopping. i got beer, 10lbs of low grade ground beef, beer, cereal, beer, cat food, juice, protein, creatine and beer.
i have no idea when it happened exactly, but sometime this semester i really turned into a college student.
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[ Monday
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Apr 13.09 ♥ 05:24P] |
what the fuck why can't i get this song out of my head
/defeated by youtube. just click on it.
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[ Wednesday
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Apr 08.09 ♥ 11:08A] |
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OH GOD IVE GOT THE ITCH
i am ready for summer like seamen are ready to plunge forth into the wet abyss.
school is going well, but my motivation is failing fast. i pretty much stopped studying architecture on my own time over the last month, but that may also be due to the fact that my dorm has a terrible mold infestation and every time im in it my body shuts down and i go to sleep. i have been taking long naps and waking up with bad headaches. i cant report the mold yet though or else they will kick me out and put me somewhere crappy where i will have to live out the last month of school in misery. ill tell them before i piss off on vaca and they can tear it up over the summer.
my professors are douchenozzles. my professor in optical systems of perception told me that my midterm essays were brilliant analytical and showed a comprehensive understanding of the material, and he wrote "excellent!" after just about every pgh, but he still only gave me a "b+/a-." i confronted him about my grade and he told me "dont be greedy!" but also told me that mine was the best in the class. i'm not being greedy, i'd just like a gpa over fucking 3.4 thanks very much. same deal in sustainability class. prof loves my paper, gives me an a-. ASDFGH! >:@ some grade curve if the best student cant get an a.
here's a fun thing i did in my photo class to entertain those of you with short attention spans:
also for that class i just did a performance art piece in which i made a ... school? pod? murder? of jellyfish out of garbage materials and suspended them around a room, on the floor of which i projected a time lapse video of me sleeping. into this scene i, wearing my union suit and clutching a teddy bear, was suspended via a backward situated harness up to the middle of the ceiling where i was tugged about by a hook piercing my cheek, cast from a fishing rod held by a large bearded man wearing coveralls stripped to his waist and tucked into waders. while i twisted writhed and swam slowly in the air, live audio feed of a pod of japanese humpback whales played. it was pretty awesome. heres a picture of a prototype setup i did - i dont have any yet from the actual performance
i got the architectural design, the modular design and the alternative energy resource planning tutorials i wanted for next semester, and ill be going to japan to study phtotography and design in the spring ['10] where i will visit the beautiful but totally sterile capsule tower which i love so dearly.
i should post pictures from spring break...
too much work though i'll do it later
manwhile, the gym is gaining an ever more important part in my life. i've been working out for 8 weeks now, with a one week break, and i've successfully put on 10-12lbs already and my benches have gone up 25, though i wasnt maxing out at the beginning so thats probably not accurate.
anyway. ive been photographing myself after each week so i can watch my progress, so heres some obligatory myspacery from the end of last week:
im gonna shoot for 160 to 165 by the end of the summer and then i might hook up with an agency to make some dough on the side letting people snap pictures of me in my underwear. hey, if its good enough for marky mark its good enough for me.
well i'm jetting home for pesach.
goodbye internet.
oh PS what the fuck since i broke up with my long distance ex she has been turning into everything i wanted her to be.. shes taking her studies more seriously and looking for museum restoration gigs and doing lots of lengthy process oriented cooking like i lovee etc etc. we're still BFFs, but i'm more attracted to her now than i ever was, shes fucking awesome. i think i need to wait until were both out of school to try to get back together with her, but weve been flirting a lot and we hooked up hXc over break. i'm so conflicted.
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Mar 19.09 ♥ 08:50P] |
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I appreciate it somewhat academically, but watching him & my half sister play tennis, I understand what a good father my dad is. She is pretty good, ducking and swinging, she places the ball with consistent accuracy, but she doesn't have confidence. When asked if she wanted to be on the school team she declined - saying that the other girls were too good for her. Peter (dad) is encouraging though, and when she runs at the net and puts the ball just out the back corner, he says "stay there," and lobs it back at her. She takes it from the net straight down at his feet, forcing him to dance back to catch it - back and forth, they volley for a few minutes, my dad running about, Annie jumping at the net, bringing the fuzzy green ball down hard, working the edges. "Her backhand is amazing," I think, watching them from the bench. It could be sad. I think, though, that I'm old enough now that I don't have to mourn my missed opportunities. I just take pleasure watching Annie driving it at the net, and her dad returning it, back & forth.
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[ Saturday
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Jan 24.09 ♥ 06:17P] |
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Dec 06.08 ♥ 08:33P] |
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the other night as i started falling asleep, while i started slipping into a dream, the first few stanzas of a poem wrote themselves into my head. i woke up, sort of surprised, and wrote the rest of it down on a piece of paper. i really like the idea of just letting a poem crap out onto a page in 5 minutes or so, therefore i propose a game. i'll post my poem. in the comments, post a few stanzas of your own on the fly poem, the next person can choose to continue yours or start a new one if theyre so inspired. dont think too hard about it.
gogogo!
"
But the creature who strikes first
strikes the strongest, spake adam
and while the beasts of eden
flourish with their lot; the deer
lick their patterned coats, pressing
fur to bark: the apple tree.
A small puff - amongst tangled roots
clamboring into dark soil -
bluegrass, berries and bramble.
Adam spake, man is just so:
in bronzed sacs, spreading
along the darkened strands of time
dividing, multiplying,
i feel him within me -
pressing against my organs
liver, lung and kidney,
i know him. At times he
urges up, against my laboring heart.
he is one who would, who will -
- I know from his quavering glance,
his swelling chest, he would seize
and stammer and squelch the life
from his brother - over gold,
glitter and baubles, or land.
from my rib: bone and sinew
please grow a different creature
for I do not seek my peer.
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[ Tuesday
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Nov 18.08 ♥ 10:55P] |
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[ Monday
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Nov 17.08 ♥ 11:38P] |
I am reading a book called Big and Green and it is not Incredible Hulk Fanporn.
Here are some pictures of my brand spankin niece, Ellery :D
She smells really bad and makes awesome faces.
here's a picture of her and both her moms that was not taken by me.
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[ Thursday
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Oct 30.08 ♥ 01:06A] |
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So I was cleaning out my compy and I found a really fun assignment from first semester. I had to demonstrate, by demonstration, the difference between a fable and a parable. I think they are pretty funny, you might too. read em.
( the devoted husband: a fable )
. ( Black Chief's Woman: A parable )
i want to get this tattooed down my side, minus text.
what do you think? is that too neo-nazi or is it kosher?
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[ Monday
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Jun 23.08 ♥ 04:34P] |
HE IS DEAD
THIS IS A TRAGEDY
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[ Wednesday
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Jun 18.08 ♥ 01:55P] |
whoa whoa whoa! I'm in love with ray kappe in case you dont know and i just stumbleupon'd an amazing room by room video tour of one of his houses by its owner.
http://www.livinghomes.net/tour.html
AMAZING HAVE MY BABIES RAY KAPPE YOU WRINKLY OLD PRUNE
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[ Wednesday
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Jun 18.08 ♥ 12:15P] |
"[I feel] a sort of terror when, finding myself before the infinitude of possibilities that present themselves, I have the feeling that everything is permissible. If nothing offers me any resistance, then any effort is inconceivable, and consequently every undertaking becomes futile."
-Igor Stravinsky
"The control and energy you and [the Boston Celtics] exhibited today was just incredible, and obviously the Lakers were completely unprepared for it. After an intense final series and a couple of hard losses - where do you come up with that kind of energy?"
(quizzical expression)"This the NBA finals!" - Paul Pierce, in response to annoying white lady
I'm designing a video and PDF series to address the problems some of our office's employees have had making the transition from Microsoft Office 2003 to the 2007 System, and prep the rest of the office for the upcoming switch. I'm taking polls and watching people's usage habits remotely and making beautiful outlines and documents and writing read-me files for unlicensed but sweet plug-ins. This project is so awesome. i love my job right now.
I need to purge my belongings. I heard about a guy who has a 100 item list and never allows himself to own more than he can fit on it. I might write a 200 item list... 100 is pretty intense. The guy has 3 pairs of pants for gods sake - I'm not ready for that kind of asceticism.
I'm obsessed with prefab green and renewable energy modern housing structures. I want to design the next capsule tower
except more suited to .. uh.. human habitation. Like a mixture of that and Durbach Block. But with huge solid hardwood furniture instead of pussy minimalist chairs that look like Andy Warhol's wet dream and hurt your ass just as much.
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[ Saturday
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Apr 26.08 ♥ 11:41P] |
whooo great justice!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7367198.stm
hung out in brooklyn today and shot pictures for my final. should have everything i need now. went to the brooklyn museum to see the takashi murakami exhibit. it was fucking inspiring. i want to work for him so bad that would be so fucking sweet.
art superstars! D:
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[ Friday
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Apr 25.08 ♥ 01:03A] |
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
life is good. school is sweet. im writing a final paper on Kepler's geometric proof of god. Photo final is a fur and leather bound book of a photo series on the gender roles assosciated with sexual violence. its really moody high contrast black and white pictures of disturbing imagery printed on high quality cotton rag paper and tinted sepia. shit is sweet. deans list. looking at some balcony rooms on campus next semester. living in allston this summer with sarah. :]
ill post some of my pictures when im less busy
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