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[ Monday
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May 17.10 ♥ 10:21P]
Confucious say:
"FRIENDS ONLY, BIATCH!"

Chaw, chaw - comment to be added, whitey.
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[ Sunday
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Dec 20.09 ♥ 10:39P]
[ mood | busy ]



Paolo Roversi
fashion photographer who works with polaroid because how the hell should i know it seems silly to me too.




and this is my favorite poem right now - the translation is my own with help from Pauline Yu who doesnt realize that straw man arguments only work verbally.

Dream of Heaven - Li He

Ancient hare and chilled toad weep the sky's sheen.
Through a door ajar in the cloud mansion slip walls of slanting white.
The jade wheel crushes dew, wetting the globes gleam;
bells and pendants meet each other on cassia-scented paths.
Yellow dust and clear water beneath the three Fairy Mountains
Shift every thousand years, which pass like galloping steeds.
Gaze afar at the Middle Provinces: nine dots of smoke,
And the single pool of ocean waters drained into a cup.

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Mike The Headless Chicken [ Sunday
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Dec 20.09 ♥ 08:28P]


On Monday September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, Colorado, had his mother-in-law around for supper and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken. Olsen failed to completely decapitate the five-and-a-half month old bird named Mike. The axe missed the jugular vein, leaving one ear and most of the brain stem intact.[3] On the first night after the decapitation Mike slept with it under his wing; it was this that convinced Olsen to reprieve Mike from the cooking pot.[citation needed] Despite Olsen's botched handiwork, Mike was still able to balance on a perch and walk clumsily; he even attempted to preen and crow, although he could do neither. After the bird did not die, a surprised Mr. Olsen decided to continue to care permanently for Mike, feeding him a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper; he was also fed small grains of corn. Mike occasionally choked on his own mucus, which the Olsen family would clear using a syringe. When used to his new and unusual center of mass Mike could easily get himself to the highest perches without falling. His crowing, though, was less impressive and consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat, leaving him unable to crow at dawn. Mike also spent his time preening and attempting to peck for food with his neck.[3] Being headless did not keep Mike from putting on weight; at the time of his beheading he weighed two and a half pounds, but at the time of his death this had increased to nearly eight.Collapse )
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[ Friday
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Nov 27.09 ♥ 12:53A]

ok goodCollapse )
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GET YOUR BOOMSTICKS OUT PEOPLE [ Friday
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May 01.09 ♥ 02:10P]
http://bbc.co.uk/europe/8027043.htm

I'll be on the roof of Putney Price Chopper with my arsenal if you need me.
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grocery shopping! [ Tuesday
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Apr 14.09 ♥ 01:44A]
[ mood | recumbent ]

today i looked in my fridge and realized that i had no food. so this evening i went shopping. i got beer, 10lbs of low grade ground beef, beer, cereal, beer, cat food, juice, protein, creatine and beer.

i have no idea when it happened exactly, but sometime this semester i really turned into a college student.

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[ Monday
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Apr 13.09 ♥ 05:24P]
what the fuck why can't i get this song out of my head



/defeated by youtube. just click on it.
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Annie [ Thursday
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Mar 19.09 ♥ 08:50P]
[ mood | vacation ]

I appreciate it somewhat academically, but watching him & my half sister play tennis, I understand what a good father my dad is. She is pretty good, ducking and swinging, she places the ball with consistent accuracy, but she doesn't have confidence. When asked if she wanted to be on the school team she declined - saying that the other girls were too good for her. Peter (dad) is encouraging though, and when she runs at the net and puts the ball just out the back corner, he says "stay there," and lobs it back at her. She takes it from the net straight down at his feet, forcing him to dance back to catch it - back and forth, they volley for a few minutes, my dad running about, Annie jumping at the net, bringing the fuzzy green ball down hard, working the edges. "Her backhand is amazing," I think, watching them from the bench. It could be sad. I think, though, that I'm old enough now that I don't have to mourn my missed opportunities. I just take pleasure watching Annie driving it at the net, and her dad returning it, back & forth.

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for sara [ Friday
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Nov 21.08 ♥ 10:30A]


oh yes, there is moreCollapse )
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happy late birthday 13thofnever [ Wednesday
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Nov 19.08 ♥ 10:36A]
click to enlarge and stuff
















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[ Tuesday
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Nov 18.08 ♥ 10:55P]



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Ellery Celery [ Monday
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Nov 17.08 ♥ 11:38P]
I am reading a book called Big and Green and it is not Incredible Hulk Fanporn.

Here are some pictures of my brand spankin niece, Ellery :D







She smells really bad and makes awesome faces.

here's a picture of her and both her moms that was not taken by me.

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[ Thursday
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Oct 30.08 ♥ 01:06A]
[ mood | chipper ]

So I was cleaning out my compy and I found a really fun assignment from first semester. I had to demonstrate, by demonstration, the difference between a fable and a parable. I think they are pretty funny, you might too. read em.

the devoted husband: a fableCollapse )

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Black Chief's Woman: A parableCollapse )
i want to get this tattooed down my side, minus text.



what do you think? is that too neo-nazi or is it kosher?
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lazy with the photoshop [ Thursday
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Oct 02.08 ♥ 12:12A]
[ mood | content ]




a tiny chip off my summer picturesCollapse )

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GEORGE CARLIN [ Monday
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Jun 23.08 ♥ 04:34P]
HE IS DEAD

THIS IS A TRAGEDY

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[ Wednesday
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Jun 18.08 ♥ 01:55P]
whoa whoa whoa! I'm in love with ray kappe in case you dont know and i just stumbleupon'd an amazing room by room video tour of one of his houses by its owner.

http://www.livinghomes.net/tour.html

AMAZING HAVE MY BABIES RAY KAPPE YOU WRINKLY OLD PRUNE
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[ Wednesday
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Jun 18.08 ♥ 12:15P]
"[I feel] a sort of terror when, finding myself before the infinitude of possibilities that present themselves, I have the feeling that everything is permissible. If nothing offers me any resistance, then any effort is inconceivable, and consequently every undertaking becomes futile."
-Igor Stravinsky

"The control and energy you and [the Boston Celtics] exhibited today was just incredible, and obviously the Lakers were completely unprepared for it. After an intense final series and a couple of hard losses - where do you come up with that kind of energy?"
(quizzical expression)"This the NBA finals!" - Paul Pierce, in response to annoying white lady

I'm designing a video and PDF series to address the problems some of our office's employees have had making the transition from Microsoft Office 2003 to the 2007 System, and prep the rest of the office for the upcoming switch. I'm taking polls and watching people's usage habits remotely and making beautiful outlines and documents and writing read-me files for unlicensed but sweet plug-ins. This project is so awesome. i love my job right now.

I need to purge my belongings. I heard about a guy who has a 100 item list and never allows himself to own more than he can fit on it. I might write a 200 item list... 100 is pretty intense. The guy has 3 pairs of pants for gods sake - I'm not ready for that kind of asceticism.

I'm obsessed with prefab green and renewable energy modern housing structures. I want to design the next capsule tower


except more suited to .. uh.. human habitation. Like a mixture of that and Durbach Block. But with huge solid hardwood furniture instead of pussy minimalist chairs that look like Andy Warhol's wet dream and hurt your ass just as much.
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[ Saturday
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Apr 26.08 ♥ 11:41P]
whooo great justice!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7367198.stm

hung out in brooklyn today and shot pictures for my final. should have everything i need now. went to the brooklyn museum to see the takashi murakami exhibit. it was fucking inspiring. i want to work for him so bad that would be so fucking sweet.
art superstars! D:
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[ Friday
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Apr 25.08 ♥ 01:03A]
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html


life is good. school is sweet. im writing a final paper on Kepler's geometric proof of god. Photo final is a fur and leather bound book of a photo series on the gender roles assosciated with sexual violence. its really moody high contrast black and white pictures of disturbing imagery printed on high quality cotton rag paper and tinted sepia. shit is sweet. deans list. looking at some balcony rooms on campus next semester. living in allston this summer with sarah. :]

ill post some of my pictures when im less busy
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[ Monday
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Feb 18.08 ♥ 01:52P]
i was assigned a whole bunch of shitty writing exercises in my fiction class. I kind of like the way this one came out.
Describe a lake landscape from the perspective of a young man who has just committed murder. Do not mention the murder.

1)Walking back along the dock my feet seemed strangely light, as though divested of some ethereal weight. The night sky opened above me, it seemed as though I could rise up and fly amongst the spheres; to sojourn through a truer reality – free of vain pursuits on this temporal globe, of foolish human desires, sweating and thrusting to delay our only one destiny.
Light from the slivered moon illumined the lake surface. The waves twisted and fell, ne’er broken by the grasping and heaving I half awaited. Ne’er echoing the terrible ululations it so recently beheld. The aqueous shell formed perfect containment of those secrets fallen beneath.
What other truths must lie within such surfaces? What must men hide behind sparkling shells? I have often wondered if the essense of humanity is hidden in the all but impassable darkness. If we hide our truths from ourselves and each other so as to continue living our lie; we are significant, we are purposeful. If the slightest glimpses into fragmentary dreams and darkened corners are all we need to populate our imagination with nightmare terrors, where can these demons come from but within ourselves? In the end our secrets are all the same.
The lights moving silently along the highway flickered between pine boughs, inciting a nervous awareness that lay at the dry bottom of my ecstacy. I was compelled to glance abreast of my shoulders. Is it not strange that we seek human visage in all variety of natural and unnatural populi? That glowing headlamps may retell the abhorrent foolishness of a pair of pale blue, watery eyes? What conciences allow us to escape the disquieting and ghostly gaze of the superego? From this point I doubt that I shall know them.
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